| 3/19/03 |
I'm long overdue for an update here, but there's been extenuating
circumstances. For one (and this constitutes Hot Tip #1, although it has nothing to
do with outdoor recreation), I have been in unmitigated computer hell, thanks to your pal
and mine Michael Dell. The extremely abbreviated version is that about a year ago we
purchased two new Dell desktops. Mine was possessed by demons from the outset.
In the process I learned that Dell's alleged tech "support" is in fact a
vast quagmire of buck-passing; currently operated primarily in India, by folks reportedly
earning around $200/month. Some of those folks are good, and some aren't, but none
of them are what I would consider fluent in English. After endless run-around, two
operating system re-installs, etc., I was basically no better off than before. So,
among other places, I posted my tribulations on Planet Feedback.
That got the results, and a few weeks back I received a surprise e-mail that I would be
receiving a free replacement computer. That arrived, and to my intense chagrin, it
was also defective (bad motherboard). Extensive further dealings with
"support" resulted in them sending me a second replacement; this time a new
computer instead of a refurbished misery box, returned by yet another consumer whose hopes
of technological enhancement has been dashed upon the boulder-strewn shores of the Windows
Wastelands. So, Hot Tip #2; if you must deal with Dell Support, write down the name
and employee number of anyone you talk to. That has a gratifying effect on the lower
echelons of support (who you don't want to deal with) and if they don't immediately
transfer you to a supervisor demand they do so. And if need be, demand to talk to
the supervisor's supervisor. And so on. It's a ridiculous situation, but
that's how I came to have a new computer sitting here, which so far at least seems to work
properly. My second excuse for update tardiness, is that we took a long-overdue family
vacation to the Oregon coast during the kid's spring break. First time we've
vacationed outside Montana in eight years. Our trip coincided with heavy rain, high
winds, and raging surf, but watching it from our rented beach house was kinda cool.
We got out in it some, including a session of night crabbing that resulted in a big old
sack of crab legs that are now residing in our freezer. Anyway, on our return we
were again struck by the fact that we live in a virtual Paradise, and while getting out of
Dodge (so to speak) is fine once in a while, there's really no place like home!
Prior to my computer meltdown, the most noteworthy item needing inclusion here was a
report from our initial unguided bison hunts. Those were an unqualified success,
with nine of nine hunters collecting bison, primarily with large-caliber handguns.
Some of them have put up a website about their revolver revelations; Big Bore Handgunners.
After months of mild weather, our bison hunters were greeted with -30F temperatures.
The adjacent photo was taken along the Madison River one of those mornings. Yeah, it
was brisk out, but it was beautiful also with bright sunshine and a thick layer of
hoarfrost coating everything. By the afternoons, the temperatures had risen to
somewhere around 0, and with no wind and bright sunshine it seemed downright balmy.
I even had my coat off for a while assisting with bison butchering. At any rate; the hunters, outfitter, and myself were all immensely pleased with
how this went, and we suspect these hunts will prove to be the veritable cat's pajamas.
(Fine. You think of a better phrase. Winner gets a buffalo
burger.)
These hunts will pick up again in May or June. The "unguided" aspect
will need some modification, at least for first-time hunters. It's a big place, roughly
three by eight miles, and in practice it'll probably wind up being more like
"semi-guided". We'll get the details sorted out on that in the coming
weeks.
Speaking of bison, the wildlife group I'm in, the Gallatin Wildlife Association, is
lobbying hard to modify public policy for bison from Yellowstone Park that migrate into
Montana. Currently, those bison are rounded up and slaughtered by the MT Dept. of
Livestock. The reason given is the threat of spreading brucellosis to domestic
livestock. When examined; that argument falls apart. Foremost; there are
basically no cattle in the areas next to the Park that have already been delineated as
zones where free-ranging wild bison are to be allowed some measure of tolerance.
Laws already on the books allow for private landowners or their agents whose livestock are
threatened by contact with bison to take care of the situation, and since there are next
to no cattle in the affected areas anyway....
Plus, a notable percentage of elk in the area also carry brucellosis. Carried to
its illogical extreme; the DOL's policy would mandate exterminating all the elk in the
Greater Yellowstone Area. If you think we're mad about the bison issue.... What we'd
like to see is management of these bison turned back over to the Dept. of Fish, Wildlife,
and Parks, and their numbers controlled by a public hunt administered by FWP. The
last incarnation of this hunt, some ten or twelve years back, had DOL using hunters to
execute bison as they stepped into Montana. That generated immense and predictable
public outrage, and a whole bunch of bad publicity for the state as well as hunters in
general. We'd like to see a hunting season extending from early fall through the
winter for bison that have been allowed to range into the zones outside the Park already
set aside for their use. It's really kind of a no-brainer, except for certain powers
that be in the Montana Legislature, and we're working on them. Wish us luck.... |
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